urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lalinka i tore my mind on a jagged sky BREAK DANCE, NOT HEARTS. 2008-05-21T16:37:38Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lalinka:23180 2006-05-13T15:56:38Z 2008-05-21T16:37:38Z F-locked from here on out! Just add me and I'll notice. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lalinka:22889 2006-04-28T23:13:49Z 2006-05-08T21:48:28Z Teen girl #1: Bitches be dissin' on Disney Channel.<br />Teen girl #2: Yeah.<br />Teen girl #1: But you know them bitches be runnin' home to watch That's So Raven.<br />Teen girl #2: It's 7:15.<br />Teen girl #1: Shit, we gonna miss it.<br />-- 4 train<br /><br /><center><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><img src="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/031006/suicide.gif"></img><br />--<br /><img src="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/111905/that-picture-is-so-old.gif"></img><br />--<br /><img src="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/111205/hipster-trap.gif"></img><br />--<br /><img src="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/020906/see-you-at-the-roundabout.gif"></img><br />--<br /><img src="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/021706/shooting-my-way-out-of-bennigans.gif"></img><br />--<br /><img src="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/041106/wheat-or-somn.gif"></img><br />--<br /><img src="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/041006/how-does-anyone-play-this-game.gif"></img><br /><br /></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lalinka:22719 2006-03-08T01:37:57Z 2006-03-08T01:37:57Z It looks like Heath and Jake took the news a lot better than I did?<br /><center><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><img src="http://i2.tinypic.com/qytge1.png"></img><br /><br /><img src="http://i2.tinypic.com/qyth04.png"></img><br /><br /><img src="http://i2.tinypic.com/qythlw.png"></img><br /><br /><img src="http://i2.tinypic.com/qytj5l.png"></img><br /><br /><img src="http://i2.tinypic.com/qytk3n.jpg"></img><br /><br /><img src="http://i2.tinypic.com/qytkrd.jpg"></img><br /><br /></center><br /><br />Crash was episodic, contrived, and intrusive. Brokeback Mountain was superlative. When Philip Seymour Hoffman won, I yelled at him to get his pasty ass off the stage (one Zoe Ross Middleton can vouch for this), but that is nothing compared to the obscenities that came out of my mouth during those last five or six minutes. I'm not over it and I won't be for a while, but hey, ARE THESE PICTURES FUCKING AMAZING OR WHAT. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lalinka:22493 2006-03-06T05:11:19Z 2006-03-06T05:11:19Z FUCK CRASH. FUCK THE ACADEMY. FUCK JACK NICHOLSON. FUCK STUPID PEOPLE. WHO THE FUCK GIVES AN OSCAR TO A MOVIE STARRING LUDACRIS. I HATE LIFE. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lalinka:21893 2006-02-13T21:01:59Z 2006-02-13T21:01:59Z <i>Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during a hunting trip in Texas, the Associated Press reports.</i><br /><br />And that is our government people. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lalinka:21359 2006-01-01T03:39:39Z 2006-01-01T03:39:39Z <table align="center" width="300" style="border: 1px solid black; background-color: white; color: black"> <tr><td align="center"><p style="text-align: center">In the year 2006 I resolve to:<br><br /> Bring back disco.</p><br /> <p style="text-align: right; color black;"><br /> <a href="http://resolution.geek-foo.net" style="color: red;">Get your resolution here</a></p><br /> </td></tr> </table><br /><br />Oh, it's ON.